Anyway, the promised rain happened. It blew a gale all Sunday night and the next morning we set off in the rain. It rained all day. It did not stop. No views from the summit, as you can see
Things looked up in the afternoon when we hit the coastal path; some really lovely headlands, a very quirky shelter
and a seal colony (complete with lashing rain)
You walk on land belonging to private landowners and they're responsible for the accommodation. The quirky shelter was the creation of those who owned the hut for our overnight stay. It turned out that the 'accommodation' was the result of some drug-addled escapee from the 60s whose imagination led them to create a sort of glade with lots of little huts. The glade was dark, dripping and dank. Here's the shower
Yes it's very pretty, but one of the walls is a tree trunk and bits of it are open to the elements. We spent about 15 mins stumbling around trying to locate the 2 day walkers' hut. Finally we discovered a sign, opened the door, to discover a hut about half the size of the average garden shed, with 2 child-sized bunks and some sort of weird calor gas thing. Our lawn mower has more space. Bear in mind I was cold, soaked to the skin and had been thinking of a hot shower for the past 5 miles. And here's some idiot telling me to sleep in a cupboard. With nowhere to dry anything, and a suggestion/instruction that as the 'hut' is so small, to leave rucksacks outside. My Mountain Hut Circle of Hell just got a whole lot bigger.
It's worth mentioning that by this stage The Editor was in an exercise-induced 'tired and emotional state' exacerbated by entirely unrealistic expectations about what our accommodation would comprise: nothing less than a rural Ritz would have sufficed ... Fortunately she didn't locate the owners as she roamed the encampment in search of satisfaction. A woman in search of a hot shower and fine accommodation is indeed a sight to behold... (I'll get my coat now ...)
We rebelled, ignoring this sign
and took up residence in a hut which we think 'they' didn't want us to use as it was for 6 and we are only 2. Sterling work from Steve who lit the wood stove and cooked the dinner whilst folk in a neighbouring hut took pity on me and let me sit by their fire so I could get over the hysterics in a warm place. And I never did get a shower...
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| Our forbidden hut starting to look cosy |







Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
ReplyDeleteWe have so far escaped the worst depredations of Burt Reynold's team, although confronted by a fellow trekker who droned on interminably about his boots, walking poles, rainwear and the treacherous nature of what was a fairly benign path, I did wonder whether time spent in the company of amorous Rednecks might be preferable ... I didn't wonder for very long, I might add :-)
Delete... Hillbillies rather than Rednecks ... Time for bed!!
DeleteHilarious stuff you gorgeous groovers you! Much-needed cheer as I'm recovering from a flu-like bug and have been imprisoned at home for nearly a week now. I'm sure you'll agree that it's the "challenging" aspects of our adventures which, with appropriate embellishment over the years, rewards us with most hilarity. Think of the blown away tent on Skye, the delightful Dunvegon (?) Castle boat trip, think of poor Ann who bravely stayed behind ... Thanks for the cheapest holiday I've ever had (NZ not Skye!)Love Jude xxx
ReplyDeleteWho could ever forget the Isle of Skye experience? The Brighton Explorers; Trevor and his singing in the 'big tent' and that tapping of the hammer on the tent pegs all night whilst the wind blew and crack'd it's cheeks....And the 2 day hitch back down to Plymouth. I still can't believe we pitched the tent more or less on the M5 slip road....
ReplyDeleteGet well soon!
Love
Karen
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the summit in the mist! that could have been Dartmoor last week! The flora and fauna are a bit more exotic though (your good selves excluded)in NZ. Keep warm. Keep dry. We have snow.
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